French Exit [Red Splatter Vinyl]

What more can be said of this album? What hyperbole not cliche? What accolade not showered? What breathless tone not already adopted to extol its virtues? And besides, wouldn't such praise amount to not much more than tasteless braggadocio? For a rare bird need not degrade itself with publicity, not when an aficionado would gladly sit for hours in the dirt just to catch a glimpse of its feathers, much less hold it in his hands.

The album that captured the heart of a nation is back on vinyl again! Owning a physical copy will not only cement your bonafides as an in-the-know "tastemaker," it will also act as a talisman providing good luck even amidst the decline of Western Civilization.